victoria sophia ashley garcia

Welcome to my crazy,fucked up life. Sometimes it will be lovely and exciting other times it will be a scary place that i don't even want to live in, so i wont blame you for leaving if you feel like you must.

(via aestheticness)

(Source: c-oquetry, via canibis)

…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were.

nicksbooty:

  • dont make fun of people who believe or practice in any spirituality
  • dont make fun of people who believe in ghosts/demons/spirits/etc.
  • dont make fun of people who believe in extraterrestrial beings
  • their beliefs arent harming you in the least why the fuck would you mock someone for what they believe in what kind of fucking scumbag are you

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thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

(Source: theflavourofyourlips, via sophiuuh)

anne, what did I do wrong? (via anneisrestless)

(via canibis)

Did I wear you on my wrist
too obviously? Did I stumble
over my words too much?
What was it? We were so
close to ‘together’ but the
spark left your eyes and I
don’t know what I did to
put it out. There’s ash on
my fingers and I don’t know
how it got there.

callmeisabel:

stop-hodoring:

masslyeffective:

spangledmystars:

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us.  It’s a human trait, yo.

Fricken’ beautiful. Everything that I want to say about this has been said in the post above me.

you can’t stop me from reblogging this over and over again

(Source: dyslexicdan, via still-looking-upp)

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via cayde)

(Source: internmarlee, via mixedfuckery)

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

mixedfuckery:

ok boys are gross today in class i had to help somebody and i needed somewhere to sit and this guy that i have never spoken to ever said “i got a seat for you” and rubbed his lap like what who the fuck do you even think you are goodbye

silent-dialogue:

what the fuck this kid has better style than 99% of the male population

(Source: merman861015, via rough-teenage-sex)

This is why we didn’t work out (via lizange-s-f)

You were too busy looking for someone else, I was too busy looking for myself.
You were too busy trying to love someone else, I was too busy trying to love myself.
We were always so busy.
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